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		<title>How To Launch A Singing Career</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have taken singing lessons and were told by your friends that you are a great singer. You know deep down inside you that you are a singing talent yet to be discovered. 
Now that you are well and ready, having developed your own unique singing style, you want to launch your singing career. You [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You have taken singing lessons and were told by your friends that you are a great singer. You know deep down inside you that you are a singing talent yet to be discovered. </p>
<p>Now that you are well and ready, having developed your own unique singing style, you want to launch your singing career. You realistically realized that without any previous professional singing experience it is difficult for your singing career to have a breakthrough. </p>
<p>Singing agents, recording labels, club owners and employer of singers will naturally be cautious before they hire you because they have never heard of you before and what if you fumble on your first professional performance? That will be an embarrassment for them and may even cost them money. </p>
<p>Instead of being a singing talent, they are afraid that you will become a singing terror! Even if they recognize your singing talent and employ you, your professional singer&#8217;s fee will be low because you are an unknown. </p>
<p>So how do you make a name for yourself as a singing talent so that you can launch your singing career successfully? One easy way is to take part in as many singing contests as you can. </p>
<p>Not only to take part, but to win many of them. By winning singing contests and competitions, you will win fans and singing talent scouts and employers will start noticing you. By virtue of these people approaching you for singing contracts to sign you up instead of the other way around, you are now a being recognized singer with great talent and can ask for higher professional  fees because they will be competing with each other for your singing performances.</p>
<p>Naturally you have to be a great performer and good singer to win singing contests, so you must know your own strength and weaknesses. You must be able to convince the judges that you are worthy to win the singing competition. How do you do that? Just must be very well prepared.</p>
<p>I am sure you must have watched the TV singing competition show &#8220;American Idol&#8221;. You must be laughing and rolling on the floor when you see American idol wannabes making a fool of themselves in the preliminary rounds. There were those who were tone deaf, those who have forgotten the song lyrics, those who were just disastrous singers and a <a target=_blank href="http://dontstopnow.crushyouraddictions.com">pain</a> to listen to and those who are so outrageous in their performance that they over perform ridiculously. </p>
<p>Now, you will notice that the contestants that make it through to the later rounds do not share the characteristics and antics mentioned above. Those who made it to the finals are class acts in themselves. Why? This is because they know where they are, understand their singing skills they have at their disposition and use them to their maximum potential and of course, they take singing lessons from the singing coaches. </p>
<p>In short, they were well prepared for the singing contest. So you should learn from the mistakes of those contestants that did not make it and learn the good habits from those that made it to the finals. </p>
<p>Armed with these skills, then go and join any singing contests you can find and yes, when you are ready, only when you are ready, then join the American Idol singing contest. Who knows, you may be the next American idol and achieve worldwide singing super star status. Wouldn&#8217;t that be a fantastic way to launch your singing career?</p>
<p> Chris Chew</p>
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		<title>How To Be A Horrible Singer</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is much better thn that rubbish gearge sampson this is the best contestant in britains got talent history so bad hes amazin<br /> <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vJoogzrXLUk&#038;fs=1" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vJoogzrXLUk&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
<p>Are you serious? How on earth did you end up landing on this page unless you really want to be a horrible singer? Or you are actually surprised with the title of this article? </p>
<p>Most people will want to learn how to sing beautifully, so why did I write a singing article teaching people how to sing horribly? </p>
<p>Well, how about looking at it this way. If you can understand what horrible singing is all about, then you will be able to sing better by avoiding the common mistakes horrible singers do, right? In the <a target=_blank href="http://www.11newlaws.com/blog">Law of Attraction</a>, this is called &#8220;Contrast&#8221;.</p>
<p>1) Shouting instead of singing &#8211; Unknown to many amateur or even many professional singers when singing a fast number, they shout instead of sing. Sometimes this happens because of bad sound check and the singer could not hear herself/himself. Sometimes it is through sheer bad habit and worse of all, they are not even aware of it.</p>
<p>Shouting out a song, unless the song requires you to like certain rock or heavy metal songs not only sounds horrible to your audience and if done persistently over a period  of time can cause permanent damage to you vocal cords. </p>
<p>2) Singing without warming up &#8211; Warming up your voice before a performance is vital for voice care. Singing when your vocal cords are cold, especially when singing high notes will make your voice sound very tight and tensed. Furthermore, it could also lead to voice damage in the long run. </p>
<p>3) Not Cooling Down &#8211; Cooling down your voice with the right vocal exercises is just as important as warming up. After a performance, your vocal cords are strained and stressed. You need to cool it down to ensure good voice care. </p>
<p>4) Smoking &#8211; Think of all the tar, toxins and heat hitting your vocal cords every time when you smoke. Don&#8217;t you think you are destroying your voice in the long run? Is it any wonder why singers who smoke have raspy voices? </p>
<p>5) Alcohol Consumption &#8211; Consumption of alcohol dehydrates you. That means that your vocal cords are vibrating without enough lubricant or fluid and the constant rubbing of your dry vocal folds during singing will damage them. Furthermore, if you drink before a performance, you may forget your lyrics and make you look like an idiot on stage. Isn&#8217;t that horrible? </p>
<p>6) Not getting enough sleep &#8211; When your energy level is not at its optimum, do you really think that you can put up an energetic or even an artistic performance? </p>
<p>7) Singing out of your vocal range &#8211; You may want to impress your audience by singing very high or very low notes which are not in your vocal range. This is a terrible mistake as your voice will not only come out as sounding badly strained, it is also awful for your audience&#8217;s ears. </p>
<p> <img src='http://buyingyourfirstsewingmachine.voteahead.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' /> Drinking honey or milk &#8211; Ok, I hear your howls of protest because many people think that drinking honey actually sooth their throats. Well, drinking honey, sugary drinks and dairy products will cause a build up of phlegm. When your vocal folds are coated with a sticky film of phlegm, do you think they can vibrate freely enough to create the resonance for a good singing voice? </p>
<p>So if you want to sing horribly or want to damage to your vocal cords, then follow the above so that you can be a horrible singer. If not, just stay away from these bad singing habits and develop a beautiful singing voice through proper vocal exercises.</p>
<p> Chris Chew</p>
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People Grappling with diets often eat until their plate is clean, rather than when they feel full.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s halfway through January and your initial enthusiasm for those fitness resolutions may be waning.</p>
<p>People <a target=_blank href="http://www.totalmmatraining.com">Grappling</a> with diets often eat until their plate is clean, rather than when they feel full.</p>
<p>People grappling with diets often eat until their plate is clean, rather than when they feel full.</p>
<p>After maintaining an austere, healthy diet for a few weeks, the desire to eat a juicy cheeseburger proves too irresistible for some dieters.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s natural that most people when they are following a New Year&#8217;s resolution or any program to change something in their life, that they will fall off the wagon or they&#8217;ll have a setback or a failure,&#8221; said Jillian Michaels, a personal trainer for NBC&#8217;s show &#8220;The Biggest Loser.&#8221;</p>
<p>Rather than beating yourself up after having a setback, learn from the missteps, experts say.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a matter of attitude, Michaels said. Learn from the setbacks and view &#8220;a failure as a point of learning, an opportunity to see what works and what doesn&#8217;t.&#8221;</p>
<p>For those grappling with diets,striving for moderation is a constant battle.<br />House Call<br />Learn the top changes you need to make or break bad diet habits in 2009<br />8:30 a.m. ET Sat. &amp; Sun.<br />see full schedule »</p>
<p>&#8220;We eat with our eyes, not out of our stomach,&#8221; said Dr. Melina Jampolis, the diet and fitness expert for CNNhealth.com. &#8220;It&#8217;s much more difficult to control serving sizes.&#8221;</p>
<p>People have a tendency to keep eating until their plate is clean or the container of cookies is empty.</p>
<p>&#8220;A lot of people eat too much and their clothes feel tight. You shouldn&#8217;t have to unbutton your pants, blouse or unzip anything after your meal,&#8221; said Cheryl Forberg, the nutritionist for &#8220;The Biggest Loser.&#8221; &#8220;You lose sight of your body&#8217;s natural hunger cues.&#8221;<br />Don&#8217;t Miss</p>
<p> * Nine nutrition essentials for 2009<br /> * Steps to trim calories and waistline</p>
<p>To become more attuned to your body, avoid eating while standing up, sitting at the desk or inside a car, she said. Dedicate time for meals and snacks.</p>
<p>Rather than viewing meals as an obligatory part of the day, &#8220;learn to enjoy the process. At the same time, you begin to stop eating when you&#8217;re comfortable, instead of when you have to unzip your jeans,&#8221; Forberg said.</p>
<p>Avoid stocking problem foods like cookies or ice cream in the house if you know you can&#8217;t resist them.<br />Health Library</p>
<p> * MayoClinic.com: Weight maintenance &#8212; keep the weight off permanently<br /> * MayoClinic.com: Eating and exercise &#8212; time it right to maximize your workout</p>
<p>&#8220;When you know you have a weakness with chocolate or cookies, you probably shouldn&#8217;t keep it in the house if you know you can&#8217;t stop at one,&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>One way to retrain the body is to divide snacks by portion sizes.</p>
<p>&#8220;Those 100-calories packs retrain people to the eye and decrease the snacking,&#8221; Jampolis said. &#8220;It&#8217;s more expensive and not environmentally friendly, but you&#8217;re much better off getting a 100-calorie pack rather than eating out of container.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;If you&#8217;re on a budget and you want to be more environmentally friendly, make your own. Every Sunday, measure 100 calories into seven Ziploc bags,&#8221; she said. You can even recycle the bags. </p>
<p>References:</p>
<p>CNN- Madison Park</p>
<p>After maintaining an austere, healthy diet for a few weeks, the desire to eat a juicy cheeseburger proves too irresistible for some dieters.</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s natural that most people when they are following a New Year&#8217;s resolution or any program to change something in their life, that they will fall off the wagon or they&#8217;ll have a setback or a failure,&#8221; said Jillian Michaels, a personal trainer for NBC&#8217;s show &#8220;The Biggest Loser.&#8221;</p>
<p>Rather than beating yourself up after having a setback, learn from the missteps, experts say.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a matter of attitude, Michaels said. Learn from the setbacks and view &#8220;a failure as a point of learning, an opportunity to see what works and what doesn&#8217;t.&#8221;</p>
<p>For those grappling with diets,striving for moderation is a constant battle.<br />House Call<br />Learn the top changes you need to make or break bad diet habits in 2009<br />8:30 a.m. ET Sat. &amp; Sun.<br />see full schedule »</p>
<p>&#8220;We eat with our eyes, not out of our stomach,&#8221; said Dr. Melina Jampolis, the diet and fitness expert for CNNhealth.com. &#8220;It&#8217;s much more difficult to control serving sizes.&#8221;</p>
<p>People have a tendency to keep eating until their plate is clean or the container of cookies is empty.</p>
<p>&#8220;A lot of people eat too much and their clothes feel tight. You shouldn&#8217;t have to unbutton your pants, blouse or unzip anything after your meal,&#8221; said Cheryl Forberg, the nutritionist for &#8220;The Biggest Loser.&#8221; &#8220;You lose sight of your body&#8217;s natural hunger cues.&#8221;<br />Don&#8217;t Miss</p>
<p> * Nine nutrition essentials for 2009<br /> * Steps to trim calories and waistline</p>
<p>To become more attuned to your body, avoid eating while standing up, sitting at the desk or inside a car, she said. Dedicate time for meals and snacks.</p>
<p>Rather than viewing meals as an obligatory part of the day, &#8220;learn to enjoy the process. At the same time, you begin to stop eating when you&#8217;re comfortable, instead of when you have to unzip your jeans,&#8221; Forberg said.</p>
<p>Avoid stocking problem foods like cookies or ice cream in the house if you know you can&#8217;t resist them.<br />Health Library</p>
<p> * MayoClinic.com: Weight maintenance &#8212; keep the weight off permanently<br /> * MayoClinic.com: Eating and exercise &#8212; time it right to maximize your workout</p>
<p>&#8220;When you know you have a weakness with chocolate or cookies, you probably shouldn&#8217;t keep it in the house if you know you can&#8217;t stop at one,&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>One way to retrain the body is to divide snacks by portion sizes.</p>
<p>&#8220;Those 100-calories packs retrain people to the eye and decrease the snacking,&#8221; Jampolis said. &#8220;It&#8217;s more expensive and not environmentally friendly, but you&#8217;re much better off getting a 100-calorie pack rather than eating out of container.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;If you&#8217;re on a budget and you want to be more environmentally friendly, make your own. Every Sunday, measure 100 calories into seven Ziploc bags,&#8221; she said. You can even recycle the bags. </p>
<p>References:</p>
<p>CNN- Madison Park</p>
<p> Natalie Pyles</p>
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		<title>Learn How I Made $34,197.20 Selling an E-book Online</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If ever you have wanted to learn how to make money on the internet by selling e-books, then this could be the most important article you will ever read.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If ever you have wanted to learn how to make money on the internet by selling e-books, then this could be the most important article you will ever read.</p>
<p>Here&rsquo;s why:</p>
<p>You are about to learn how I went from not knowing a thing about making money on the internet to selling over 856 copies of an e-book for $39.95 that has so far made $34,197.20 in sales&#8230; and growing.</p>
<p>Before I get into it, I would like to tell you a little bit about myself.</p>
<p>I first logged onto the internet way back in 1995. To make it clear, this was before Google was even born. Back then I was just a consumer of the internet. That means I wasted my time surfing from site to site and didn&rsquo;t make any money.</p>
<p>Then in 2002 I created my first website. This website was selling a downloadable e-book for $27.77. Since that time I have read countless e-books and reports about how to make money on the internet. I have gone to many expensive internet marketing seminars. I have met countless online &ldquo;guru&rsquo;s&rdquo;. But most importantly I have been in the trenches applying all of this knowledge to find out what works online and what doesn&rsquo;t.</p>
<p>The model that has made me the most money online has been selling <a target=_blank href="http://richardkainmarketing.com">Information Products</a>. An information product is just a product that gives people information about what they want to know. This can be a an e-book, an MP3 audio file, a C.D. recording or even a video. The products I like to create are &#8216;How To&#8217; information products that can be instantly downloaded. The reason I like downloadable products is that I don&rsquo;t have to worry about shipping.</p>
<p>Having said that, there are places online that can ship physical products on your behalf if you want, such as http://www.IFulFill.com. However I don&#8217;t like the hassle of shipping physical items for now.</p>
<p>So what downloadable information products could you sell?</p>
<p>That depends. You see, there are courses out there which teach you to scour the internet to find &lsquo;hungry&rsquo; markets with few competitors and then create an information product the market wants. </p>
<p>There is nothing wrong with this strategy and it does work. </p>
<p>The only problem is that if you are a beginner at creating information products on the internet then I would suggest you start with a market that you either know a lot about or that you are interested in. That is how I first started out and now I make hundreds of dollars online every week.</p>
<p>For example, what if a beginner found that &lsquo;Crochet&rsquo; was a hot market but had no interest what-so-ever in crochet? And what if they weren&#8217;t successful at the start? I think they would not only quickly lose interest in this market but perhaps internet marketing all together. However, if they stuck with a niche they were interested in and stayed with it, I think they would be more likely to make internet marketing work for them.</p>
<p>What I teach beginners on the internet is to brainstorm at least 101 ideas for their first information product and then narrow it down to say the top 5 ideas before choosing one to run with.</p>
<p>To do this, firstly list down as many ideas of things that you are interested in. </p>
<p>This could be sports you play, hobbies you have, stuff you know a lot about or perhaps things you spend a lot of time doing. You may get say 20 ideas doing this initial brainstorming session. Just keep writing down ideas of things you are interested in, even if you don&rsquo;t think you could create an information product out of it.</p>
<p>After you have brainstormed as many ideas as you can, you can then use a free tool on the internet to &lsquo;reverse brainstorm&rsquo; even more ideas. The key here is to find at least 101 potential ideas for your own information product to sell on the internet.</p>
<p>The place I go to &lsquo;reverse brainstorm&rsquo; ideas is at KeywordDiscovery. You can get to KeywordDiscovery by cutting and pasting the following link into your browser:</p>
<p>http://www.KeywordDiscovery.com/search.html</p>
<p>For example, if you type in the word &lsquo;Crochet&rsquo;, you can see how many times people searched online for crochet in a given month. Pretty cool, huh?</p>
<p>Now, the way I &lsquo;reverse brainstorm&rsquo; potential ideas for niche markets to enter is to type a generic word into the search bar. </p>
<p>For example, you will see that the second most searched term (at the time of writing) is &lsquo;Free Crochet Patterns&rsquo;.</p>
<p>What I do to &#8216;reverse brainstorm&#8217; is type the generic terms such as &lsquo;Free&rsquo; or &lsquo;Pattern&rsquo; into the keyword search bar and see what niche&rsquo;s appear that also contain that term.</p>
<p>For example, if you type &lsquo;Patterns&rsquo; into the search bar you will find the following niche&rsquo;s appear within the search results:</p>
<p>Pumpkin carving</p>
<p>Knitting</p>
<p>Sewing</p>
<p>Cross stitch</p>
<p>Quilting</p>
<p>Stained glass</p>
<p>Scroll saw</p>
<p>Jack o lanterns</p>
<p>Weddings</p>
<p>Embroidery</p>
<p>Costume patterns</p>
<p>Wood patterns</p>
<p>Purse patterns</p>
<p>Woodworking</p>
<p>Bead patterns</p>
<p>Afghan patterns</p>
<p>Tole painting</p>
<p>Fishing</p>
<p>Celtic patterns</p>
<p>Prom dress</p>
<p>Teddy bears</p>
<p>Celtic patterns</p>
<p>Mosaic patterns</p>
<p>Wood craft</p>
<p>Hemp</p>
<p>Necklaces</p>
<p>Tattoos</p>
<p>Curtains</p>
<p>Puppets</p>
<p>Bridesmaid</p>
<p>Yarn</p>
<p>Dolls</p>
<p>Ceramic tiles</p>
<p>Beading</p>
<p>Doll clothes</p>
<p>Halloween</p>
<p>Handbags</p>
<p>Henna</p>
<p>Camouflage</p>
<p>Pillow patterns</p>
<p>Drapes</p>
<p>That&#8217;s is 41 potential ideas just by typing one generic word into the Keyword Research Tool. Sure, you&#8217;re probably not into &#8216;Celtic Patterns&#8217; or &#8216;Ceramic Tiles&#8217;, but it shouldn&#8217;t take you too long before you have brainstormed at least 101 potential ideas. </p>
<p>This &#8216;reverse brainstorming&#8217; technique saves you the hassle of having to think about markets to enter. The keyword research tool does all the thinking for you and each of these ideas is a potential niche to enter. This is not to say that they are all profitable and likely to produce sales online, but it lets you create a list of ideas you probably wouldn&#8217;t have otherwise thought of.</p>
<p>As you scroll through the list and find topics that you are interested in then jot them down in your folder until you have brainstormed at least 101 ideas for your information product.</p>
<p>Once you have a list of 101 potential product ideas, the next step is to find out whether these niche ideas could be profitable. The reason for this is that not all markets are the same. Some markets such as making money, saving money or personal development to name a few are lucrative, whereas others such as &#8216;How to wear a hat&#8217;, &#8216;How to tie shoelaces&#8217; and &#8216;How to brush your teeth&#8217; for example are not. </p>
<p>The reason for this is that to do well online you have to add value to your potential customer. Some markets add massive value to your customer and they will be more likely to buy your product. However, other markets add less value to your customer and you may struggle making a sale of your product.</p>
<p>You can find out more to see if a market is potentially profitable by picking up your free 35 page e-book <strong>&lsquo;How To Do The Work Once And Make Money In Your Sleep &ndash; LT Edition&rsquo;</strong> by clicking on the link below. It pays to find out in advance if a market is profitable before launching a product and a website. The reason for this is that you will save yourself a lot of time and frustration down the track when you wonder why the market isn&#8217;t buying your product.</p>
<p>Talk soon,</p>
<p>David Styles.  </p>
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